Turkish Quandale ep.364
Ponte Las Pilas
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🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 100 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Era. |
| 0:01.0 | Hey, turn the shit up real quick. |
| 0:03.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:04.0 | I like it in this. |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:10.0 | Cabinets and probably doors. |
| 0:12.0 | All I know is you better not touch my fucking floors. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.0 | You're trying to get cocky? |
| 0:18.0 | What the fuck you really know about this fucking epoxy, hummy? I'm about to call this shit in epoxy lips. Yeah, me and a couple cribs. Hey, how about you going to get your fucking fatty out, bitch? Yeah. Yeah. There's some shit. Right now, I bet my homie gazelle is probably saying that I'm spitting yeah not that this fucking |
| 0:37.7 | situation applies to him but I'm fucking spitting yep yeah yeah tell me never shit where |
| 0:44.8 | you fucking eat where I shit so what does that do for me what does that do nothing really |
| 0:50.7 | eh kinda gets me a little ask-o-o-l a vass on. Yeah. What are he pouring? And I'm going to grab Beto's pesquess on. Oh. Yeah. But don't talk to me about sex on. Nope. Because that makes me hella uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Jesus wore sandals, but I ain't going to wear them shit. |
| 1:13.6 | Hell wow. |
| 1:14.6 | He wore sandals, but I ain't going to wear those shit. |
| 1:16.6 | Ugh. |
| 1:17.6 | Jesus going to wear them shit, because Jesus didn't have a fucking fucking gus. |
| 1:21.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:22.6 | They say Jesus was a carpenter, but if you put it with me one-on-one, I bet you I'll fucking outbuild that food. Yeah. Bet you won't ask my Lord Xavier. I'll outbuild that fool, yeah. How much of a carpenter really was he? I bet you I'll be pulling. Yeah, bet you he don't know shit about no shaker doors about this waterfall, granite fall. Uh, I bet you don't know nothing about that, bro. He used to make chairs and shit. Yeah, but he didn't have nails. That's true. Except the ones that weren't his fucking bottom. Yeah, and what would you just do with a Milwaukee nail gun? That's a very, that's a better question. Yeah, yeah. I want you to forgive me, Jesus. I don't feel to speak. Forgive me, Dosito. I love you. That's more than me. I got a big old people downstairs. Yeah. Just kidding. I know I really don't, but just suck it anyway, baby. Mm. This is this really a fucking rapper am i just going free speech bro this is |
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