Turkeys
The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2013
⏱️ 102 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Wes Gregg Proof |
| 0:21.0 | For the justified and the ancient and the come from Mou Moulin |
| 0:34.0 | Once again, Proofcast takes it either here from the salubrious confines of the most challenging and edgy of all of London's artistic endeavors right here |
| 0:45.0 | Underneath the festive streets of Soho at the Soho Theatre ladies and gentlemen where you can find people upstairs who have varied histories |
| 0:55.0 | And meet an incredible array of different people who have a story to tell |
| 1:00.0 | Once again, the Vodcast takes to the ether we welcome you if you're listening in Vodcast land if it's the morning this is a great time to have that first drink |
| 1:07.0 | Because mornings are harsh |
| 1:10.0 | There's a super moon, the super moon comes down and then the sun comes up and you're like oh fuck |
| 1:15.0 | I got to sit up, I got to light up a cigarette, I got to get up, I got to make tea, Jesus fuck |
| 1:20.0 | What the fuck else does the universe want for me today? |
| 1:23.0 | So it's a groovy time to have one, if you're driving awesome time to light one up, if you're at the gym don't waste all your time at the gym |
| 1:29.0 | I'm sure there's a deli nearby |
| 1:33.0 | And like that, so hello, pretty ladies around the world |
| 1:37.0 | It's groovy to be back here, this is our second podcast this week in London and I've had a marvelous time here doing stand up all week |
| 1:44.0 | To a crowd of people who were ranged from wildly enthusiastic to massively indifferent |
| 1:50.0 | It's awesome when you do stand up, the people that will just show up that have never seen you and don't care |
| 1:55.0 | And they're like what the fuck is this? And sit with their arms folded like they're on some kind of jury or something |
| 2:01.0 | And you're like fuck you England for faking me out again |
| 2:06.0 | I know you don't want to show emotions, I know you don't want to share or connect, it's hard for you, I get that |
| 2:11.0 | This is the country where four play is six points of logger |
| 2:15.0 | What you'd really rather do is argue and they need some crisps later |
| 2:20.0 | So as I say it's bitching to be back one more time |
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