Turkey Trot Audio Guide II: Food Wars
Two Gomers Podcast
Anthony Georgeson and Steven Grahmann
4.9 • 518 Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2024
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
This episode is meant to listen to while you do a 5k Turkey Trot, or while you are training for one, and it will work great for that – our Audio Guides lead you through a race from start to finish, running for 3 minutes and walking for 1. But you can listen to it in any way you want! Cooking a turkey! Taking a long walk! Cleaning up after you eat the turkey and take a long walk! Seriously, the opportunities are endless.
We focus our attention this year on FOOD WARS, culinary controversies that keep us, and the rest of the internet apparently, up nights. We address one debate per interval, and before you know it, the race will be done (and you will be mad at us about how hungry you are). Happy Thanksgiving, and Happy Running!
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Two GOMers podcast, a show about two regular guys in their 40s, |
| 0:11.7 | embracing midlife, chasing healthy aging, and inviting a nation along for the run. |
| 0:18.0 | This is the Turkey Trot audio Race Guide for Thanksgiving 2024 Food Wars. Welcome everybody to the Turkey Trot audio race guide for 2024. |
| 1:00.4 | This is Anthony speaking, one of those two aforementioned comers coming to you from Cleveland, Ohio, |
| 1:05.6 | with my friend Stephen all the way out in Flagstaff, Arizona. |
| 1:09.1 | Hey, dude. |
| 1:10.1 | Hey, man. |
| 1:10.5 | How's it going up there? |
| 1:11.6 | Good. |
| 1:12.5 | I'm about to start the timer. |
| 1:15.0 | So just a reminder for everybody that we're going to start with a five-minute warm-up. |
| 1:21.7 | Hopefully you're out there on Thanksgiving morn, running a turkey trot or not. |
| 1:27.9 | I guess some people can just listen to this if they want to. That's fine, too. There's no rules. Right, totally. Or maybe you're taking a run some other time, but I'm going to start this, and that is your five-minute warm-up, and then we can talk more about the rules. Is that cool? Sounds great, dude. All right, I'm going to count three, two, one, start the warm up. |
| 1:49.4 | Okay, we've got five minutes from now. |
| 1:52.7 | So, turkey trot, bro. |
| 1:56.5 | Dude, we've been doing them for, what, 15 years now? |
| 2:02.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:02.9 | I think there were a couple that were skipped, probably. |
| 2:06.9 | Mm-hmm. |
| 2:08.2 | Even though I remember one time I had strep and I still ran the turkey truck. |
| 2:14.1 | Yeah, dude, we've done them in three states, Wisconsin, Florida, Georgia. |
| 2:21.6 | And then you've done them in Arizona. |
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