Turkey Day Listener Letters (Bonus)

Trashy Divorces

Hemlock Creatives

Comedy, History

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Happy Thanksgiving to our US listeners, but wherever you are in the world, know that we are thankful for you! We're extra thankful for all the listener letters we receive with your funny, enraging, enlightening, and inspiring stories of the trashy divorces in your lives. For our Turkey Day bonus, we've got four more. One is destined to be a hit screenplay about a girl gang betrayed, one features a lot of bad behavior before getting it right, one is about a stolen farm, and the last is an actual Thanksgiving Day divorce story. We hope that your Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, or just your Thursday is wonderful. Join us at Venkman’s in Atlanta December 29 for A Very Trashy New Year! Get your tickets here. Can’t get enough #trashcandy? Join us at Patreon.com/TrashyDivorces for early ad-free releases, bonus divorce stories, weekly Trashy Tidbits, limited series like Trashy Tudors, Funne with Dunne, Side Pieces, and a whole lot more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Gobble, gobble, gobble.
0:10.0	gobble.
0:11.0	Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
0:13.0	We are back with more Trashy Divorces listener letters, Alicia.
0:17.6	I love it.
0:18.6	Welcome to Trashy Divorces, y'all.
0:19.6	We've assembled a few different listener letters today hopefully to help you out with the holiday.
0:26.5	We want to give our American listeners something to ease into their food comas with for the rest of you all around the world.
0:36.2	You know, basically if you want to be an American about it, get some turkey, get some mashed potatoes,
0:42.0	get some pie, and eat until you can't eat more and then eat more and then take your pants off and eat more. Yeah. Bonus points for fighting with your family. And that's how you do Thanksgiving, everybody.
0:54.0	Whoa!
0:55.0	Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
0:57.0	We are excited to be here today.
1:00.0	You're going to kick us off with...
1:02.0	I have a story that should be a screenplay.
1:05.2	Oh, I can't wait. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. All right. So this story, it's so helpful.
1:13.8	Our listener included a little like,
1:16.0	TLDR at the top, like what does this have?
1:18.5	Two secret prison boyfriends, FBI, FBI raid,
1:21.9	self-purchased engagement rings.
1:23.6	Lies on lies on lies, alleged money laundering,
1:26.8	stolen iPad, and lots of what the actual fucks.
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