Greetings, listener dear. My name is Father Christmas, and I've got three people here who want to talk to you about one of their little podcasts.

Oh, ho!

Hello everyone, thank you, Santa, I'm Tom.

I'm Ben.

And I am the little helper they call Matthew

and welcome to another exciting episode of Papi's

flat share, beef brothers cold cut, cold turkey. It was my impression of a polar bear. Oh, I thought I thought I thought it would just have a jingle

But I don't what do you mean the show has a jingle? Oh, that's good and by a theme tune you mean? We're pre-theme tune.

Tom, is this your first episode?

I'm giddy, I'm excited.

We're about to, can we tell them this?

Yeah.

We're about to record the episode that you're about to listen to.

Yeah, yeah. So we're exactly in the same place that you are. We're excited too because we don't

know what we're about to listen to. No, no, no, it's very exciting. We never

normally record the intro

outro before we've done the episode, but this is one of them. And it's, we're here

in the in the bowels for 21 Soho and we're about to go upstairs. There's a hot

crowd drip dropping in it's perfect

Christmas weather picture the scene ice cold outside warm inside on the

outside strangers passing in the streets.

Like a polar bear.

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