Turdy Lou Murdaugh: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Madonna, 64, reportedly dating 'Summer House' boxing coach Josh Popper, 29 (Page Six) (20:27) Stassi Schroeder is pregnant, expecting second baby with husband Beau Clark (Page Six) (23:29) Sam Levinson accused of turning The Weeknd show 'The Idol' into 'rape fantasy' (Page Six) (30:29) Sarah Ferguson on Her Romantic New Novel: 'I Cry at Hallmark, You Know?' (PEOPLE) (40:05) Fyre Festival Creator Teams Up With Andy King Again (TMZ) (45:25) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:02.7	Welcome back to the Toast.
0:04.0	Happy Thursday.
0:05.0	Hope everyone's having a blessed, blessed day.
0:08.7	Hey, Jacks.
0:10.2	How are you doing?
0:11.6	I'm doing good.
0:13.5	Thank you so much.
0:14.5	Excited that it's Thursday as we descend into the weekend.
0:19.2	We can have an ad-ness.
0:20.5	We prepare for landing, CPACs up,
0:23.8	and tray tables store, turtied loops.
0:26.9	Stowed.
0:28.4	They could be stored as well.
0:31.3	You could store them away in the stow.
0:33.9	The proper term.
0:34.9	You know, I'm kind of like really good friends
0:36.4	with the point sky.
0:37.7	The proper term is stowed.
0:40.1	OK, well, you could stow.
0:41.8	How about we stow you?
0:43.5	Bitch.
	...

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