Turd Under Attack: Friday, February 17th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

1. 'Saturday Night Live' Adds Travis Kelce, Jenna Ortega and Previously Announced Woody Harrelson to Next Batch to Hosts (Variety) & ‘Rolling Up The Welcome Mat’ Recap (13:08) 2. Selena Gomez Opens Up About Gaining Weight Due to Lupus Medication: 'Not a Model, Never Will Be' (PEOPLE) (28:25) 3. Bruce Willis' Family Says It's a 'Relief' to 'Finally Have a Clear Diagnosis' of His Condition (PEOPLE) (33:13) 4. Paris Hilton Is Dropping the Act (Harpers Bazaar) (37:43) 5. Priscilla Presley, Riley Keough not talking amid battle over Lisa Marie's estate (Page Six) (44:25) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:02.8	Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday, Friday,
0:09.1	gotta get down on Friday.
0:11.9	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend,
0:14.9	weekend, Friday, Friday.
0:18.3	Turtie says it's Friday.
0:21.4	Friday says it's Friday and so does the calendar.
0:27.1	It's a beautiful day.
0:28.4	We made it to the weekend, the holiday weekend.
0:31.4	I know, this feels so good.
0:32.6	It feels so good, everyone.
0:33.7	It feels so good and also quite a little fun back
0:35.9	about you and I today is that we are both wearing rails.
0:40.2	Oh, man, you're wearing rails too?
0:42.3	Yeah, my sweater's rails.
0:44.2	Well, it's a little chilly in New York.
0:45.3	It's raining two days in a row.
0:47.0	It feels personal.
0:48.3	It feels personal.
0:49.4	That's sweet.
0:50.7	No, it feels personal.
0:51.5	Theo got groomed yesterday.
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