Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.

And boy, does it feel like a Monday.

We have mountains to climb.

We've got mountains to move, but it doesn't feel like a Monday because it's a very exciting Monday.

Because we're feeling joyful.

We're feeling joyful.

I can't even imagine how you're feeling.

I'm just going to throw to turty because it's turty's big day. Let me tell you how I'm feeling joyful. I can't even imagine how you're feeling. I'm just going to throw to turdy because it's turdy's big day.

Let me tell you how I'm feeling.

Literally I was in the bathtub last night, like after, you know, my whirlwind announcement.

And...

Do you want to just announce for anyone who's like not on social media but only listens to the toast?

Oh my god, there are like a couple of people like that.

Um, yes, so I shared on my social media yesterday.

Perhaps you guys aren't aware, but I am with child.

I am pregnant.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm having his baby.

And yesterday we finally told people like seriously you guys have no, like not to make

everything about me, but like today is exclusively about me.

So seriously don't even bother, you know?

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