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The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials.

0:03.9

Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.

0:05.9

And boy, does it feel like a Monday.

0:07.3

We have mountains to climb.

0:09.8

We've got mountains to move, but it doesn't feel like a Monday because it's a very exciting Monday.

0:14.2

Because we're feeling joyful.

0:16.0

We're feeling joyful.

0:17.8

I can't even imagine how you're feeling.

0:19.4

I'm just going to throw to turty because it's turty's big day. Let me tell you how I'm feeling joyful. I can't even imagine how you're feeling. I'm just going to throw to turdy because it's turdy's big day.

0:21.6

Let me tell you how I'm feeling.

0:22.6

Literally I was in the bathtub last night, like after, you know, my whirlwind announcement.

0:27.6

And...

0:28.6

Do you want to just announce for anyone who's like not on social media but only listens to the toast?

0:32.6

Oh my god, there are like a couple of people like that.

0:35.6

Um, yes, so I shared on my social media yesterday.

0:37.9

Perhaps you guys aren't aware, but I am with child.

0:39.9

I am pregnant.

0:40.8

Yeah, that's right.

0:41.7

I'm having his baby.

0:44.9

And yesterday we finally told people like seriously you guys have no, like not to make

0:48.9

everything about me, but like today is exclusively about me.

0:51.0

So seriously don't even bother, you know?

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