This is a headgum original. I was sick of getting COVID. I've got it three times so far. Thought I might go chop some

wood. Then I noticed my scar

started highlighting script notes

while I scroll through Instagram

and as I clicked on the wrong page, got a pop-up that began.

If you mackerel with bananas, he rolls every day.

If you like, feel like puppets,

and you hate jiffy jinnies.

If apple picking is the pastime for your avi-brain, then on the weirdo you search for

for you're a-brainer you search for

hey be a ball let's make

That was awesome I love that one

That was great

That was so good. Oh my God that was, oh no, hold on I lost it. Wait, wait, sorry Daniel, cut this out, cut this out.

I'm so sorry, hold on.

Sorry Daniel cut this out.

Okay, that was from, that was from Lorne not Michael's

but Lorne M it's Lorne Mince from Toronto after listening to the episode where

Alf tried to rationalize microwaving frozen bananas as

something that normal humans do. I was inspired to write this character assassination

song dedicated to one Alfred Douglas Bardwell Evans, exemplifying all the

quarkiness that makes him a special little boy.

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