Hi, I'm Matt Taibi and you are Katie Halper. Welcome to Useful Idiots. It's our new podcast.

We were too lazy to write an intro to the show, so it's a podcast. We're going to be talking

about politics, culture, the media, all kinds of stuff and you'll figure it out.

And our first guest is none other than Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard. That's right. She's going

to be coming up later. Yeah. All right, so we're probably going to start each podcast

by doing a quick review of the news of the week. And when I was a kid, a friend of mine in

the business, a TV producer who worked with my dad told me that there were really only

four stories in the news business. There's a Democrat suck, Republican suck. Isn't that

weird and isn't that horrible? Those are the basic four food groups of news. So I figured

we could just cut straight to those. Do you want to reach and then just sort of that'll

set you up for where you are in the news this week. So Democrat suck, always a rich topic.

What do we have this week? Well, it's a weekday. So of course, we have Democrats attacking

students in random, being somehow responsible for Donald Trump. And so this week what happened

was apparently she was at a fundraiser for. We just back up. Yeah. How did Susan Serena

become the most important person on the planet? Yeah, she's right. She's sort of puttering

along as just a really good actress until like 2015. Yeah. And then what happened?

She became magical. Awesome. Yeah. Awesome powers. Yeah. Because Thelma and Louise is huge

in the rust belt. And I think that's why or maybe the hunger that French film vampire film

with the lesbian, the name of Catherine Dinov to another one that's here there. I did not

see that one. So it's very productive and it really is a great getting out to vote

effort where people remind everyone that Susan Serena is apparently responsible for Donald

Trump. And she at a fundraiser the other day said that Bernie Sanders is not someone who

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