I just had a weird oral fixation moment.

What does that mean?

Well, not really oral fixation, I got confused.

So I picked up my lacroix from the ground,

held it in my hand, and I wanted to take a sip of it,

but in my brain, the microphone was my lacroix,

and I just put my mouth up to them.

I was making, I believe it was recorded.

It was. It was. That's on camera.

For sure. Good. Good.

You tried to take a sip of your microphone.

I did. I did. What you're telling us.

Yeah. That's. That's a way to start a podcast with you,

attempting to drink a piece of electronic equipment.

You know, there's some, you want acid?

No, there's some hipster bar that has like microphones

as drinks, drink cups, right? There is.

There has to be some douchebag podcaster bar.

Maybe we should make a podcaster bar,

but you don't. I don't know if we, we, we might have to be

the douchebags that break that barrier and create the doucheyest bar

in history, the podcaster bar.

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