Tuesday Teaser: 'The Return of Dave's Dad - Alan-on Parenting, Guilt, Shame, Blame and hope

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Timestamp Notes 00:00 Intro song and opening jokes about needing another Trump episode 00:55 Dave and Alan return for Dopey Tuesday 01:20 Alan explains why they’re recording outside the Dopey studio 02:00 Discussion about Alan’s Manhattan apartment and “mutual redevelopment” 03:00 History of Howard Beach Buxbaum building the Dopey studio 03:45 Jamie Lee Curtis clips and studio production problems 04:30 Blake Mycoskie / TOMS Shoes episode discussion 05:30 Alan unveils his greenhouse meat-cloning fantasy 06:30 Indoor lobster farming memories 08:00 Alan’s failed business ideas through the years 09:50 Eclipse merchandise and Chinese knife disasters 11:00 Greenhouse land dreams continue 12:00 Dr. Graf’s son betting on the Spurs to win the NBA Finals 13:00 Gambling addiction disclaimer 14:00 Seymour spends thousands on Knicks playoff tickets 15:00 Dave realizes his father never took him anywhere 16:00 Bronx Zoo, Aquarium, museums, and nursing home childhood memories 18:30 Debate about whether expensive Knicks tickets are worth it 20:00 Dave recalls attending Knicks playoff games 21:00 Bitcoin and crypto losses 22:30 Discussion about Spotify and Patreon comments 24:00 Spotify comments section begins 24:20 Kratom sobriety success story 25:00 Vape addiction comment 25:30 Heart Attack Doug controversy comments 26:30 Dave teases emotional Patreon-only comments 27:00 Outro song

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0:00.0	Does doping nation need another joke?
0:07.0	Don't they hear enough about smack and fucking blow?
0:16.0	Drugs addiction and dumb shit
0:21.6	It's just so damn lit
0:25.6	It's all they know
0:28.6	They love the show
0:32.6	Hey y'all, it's dopy Tuesday with a brand new show for you.
0:45.1	All the trucks and all the dumb shit and many nuanced issues.
0:57.9	All right, so welcome to Dopey Tuesday.
1:02.2	If you're a patron, you have a really good episode ahead of you.
1:05.2	If you're not a patron, you're going to get a short bit with my dad.
1:07.6	Welcome back to the show, Dad.
1:08.0	Yeah. Hi, everybody.
1:09.6	I'm back in Manhattan talking to my dear son, Davy.
1:14.6	So what's up?
1:15.7	So, Dad, catch me up on what's going on with you?
1:19.7	Well, the first thing I would like to announce is that here we are sitting in the beautiful
1:25.1	dining room of my apartment, not in the multi-million dollar studio that has
1:31.3	taken over my apartment. And you could ask David, why are we sitting here? And to anybody who hasn't
1:37.3	listened before, just to make it clear, my father lives in Manhattan and some, you know some version of rent-controlled.
1:45.8	It's not rent-controlled.
1:46.7	What is it called?
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