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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Tuesday Teaser Sex Traffic with a Very Special Guest!

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Special Guest Joins — A special guest hops on remotely, reminiscing about COVID-era recordings (attic sessions, phone episodes with Linda). Shares a wild story about a bum flicking a cigarette that lands right in his mouth outside CVS. Spotify Comments Read-Aloud — From the previous Tuesday episode: New listener appreciates the Nick Reiner discussions and wants more old interviews. Tease of Zoe’s sharp Patreon critique of Dave’s Reiner handling. Richard calls it a “pathological obsession” and hopes Dave moves on by spring 2026. Romanil agrees it’s sensationalizing and suggests smudging the attic with sage. Nick Reiner Update — Dave announces he depublished the Reiner compilation episodes due to ongoing backlash and personal guilt (“It’s haunting me”). Listener Email: Andrew Zane — Wild guest pitch from Andrew detailing: Childhood grooming into drugs (Freon, mouthwash, morning glory seeds). Oxy → heroin → Midwest crime spree with girlfriend (scamming hospitals for Dilaudid, possible North Dakota policy changes). Arizona desert era: licking psychedelic Sonoran Desert Toads, first meth. Drunk arrest pushing daughter’s stroller → divorce → more rehab. Xylazine-laced dope → Grindr hookup gone wrong (near sex-trafficking, months-long psychosis). Vyvanse overprescription issues; now mostly sober with kratom (harm reduction) and occasional toad psychedelics. Wants to discuss drugs + human trafficking on dating apps and stimulant overprescription. Deep Dive Topic — Sex trafficking & dating apps: coercion shades, pimps forcing partners/girlfriends, why victims stay, real dangers on Grindr/Tinder (motels along I-95, etc.). Dave reads the legal definition and admits past confusion about consent/coercion. Cliffhanger Tease — Dave and the special guest are starting to work on a movie script together — full details exclusive to Patreon subscribers (patreon.com/dopeypodcast).

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0:00.0

Does doping nation need another joke?

0:07.0

Don't they hear enough about smack and fucking blow?

0:16.0

Drugs addiction and dumb shit

0:22.0

It's just so damn lit

0:26.0

It's all they know

0:30.0

They love the show

0:32.6

Hey y'all, it's dopey Tuesday with a brand new show for you

0:44.5

All the trucks and all the dumb shit and many nuanced tissues who wants tissues Dole dopy, dopy, dopy, dope do poe, dope do

1:16.6

Doe, help me, doby, doby, tope do me, tope chob, chob, chobie, chobie, chobie, chob, be chob, chob, ch'iote, chop, ch'iote, ch'iote, ch'bby, chop be chop, ch'piote, ch'b, ch'piote, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch dopy dopy dody dody dodo do do do dopy dope dope joey dope dope dopey toby dody

1:50.2

tuesday the tuesday show on drugs addiction and dumb shit this is for patreon but for the first

2:00.4

15 minutes is a little taste for the non-patrons.

2:04.4

And to join me on this magical mystery Tuesday experience, I have my friend Ray Brown. Welcome

2:11.5

back to the show, Ray. Hello. Hello. Ray, you remember we used to record these shows like this during COVID?

2:18.9

Yeah.

2:19.8

Yeah, COVID, yeah.

2:21.5

My memory is shot, but I remember that.

2:25.2

I was in the attic for those.

2:27.3

And Linda was on them, too.

2:30.3

She was on, you were on a phone episode with Linda one time during COVID.

2:34.4

Yeah, yeah.

2:36.4

Because like a bomb downstairs had like flicked his cigarette and it hit me in the mouth.

2:42.3

Wait, say that again?

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