Tuesday Teaser: Heart Attack Doug'sSecret Shame, Robes, Eggs, Escalotors and Doug's 2 Weeks
Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
Dave & Chris
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm I'm dog dog dog dog |
| 0:21.6 | Dobby |
| 0:22.6 | Good morning |
| 0:25.6 | Toby |
| 0:26.6 | The Foxes |
| 0:28.6 | The Flo |
| 0:29.6 | Your favorite |
| 0:32.6 | podcast |
| 0:34.6 | I'm a YouTube show |
| 0:36.6 | Good morning Toby podcast now able to show good morning to be us upon my thoughts as we see |
| 0:46.3 | our early morning buzz on to-doop-to-po-to-po-to-poh All right. All right. Don't be doppy, doppy, do be do. |
| 0:57.0 | All right, good morning, dopy, |
| 1:14.7 | and welcome to another Tuesday Patreon show if you're a patron, a Tuesday teaser. |
| 1:23.1 | If you're a loser, and speaking of losers, look who's back, the king of the hill himself, heart attack |
| 1:30.5 | Doug. Thank you very much, folks. Great to be here. You call me a loser most days. Most days, |
| 1:36.7 | yes. I feel like after I saw you this morning, when I got here, I feel loser is the proper name for you. |
| 1:48.0 | I never even used the word loser before you make yourself like 40 years older than you are. How do you mean? The shuffling, the robe, |
| 1:53.6 | the old robe, some knit hat. I'm wearing the knit hat right now. I'm wearing it right now. |
| 1:59.0 | I'm wearing it right now. Listen, uh, why don't you describe, do you want to start with a high note or a low note? Whatever note you'd like, my friend. Well, why don't you describe the scene you came into this morning? Well, I pulled up to the house and of course you weren't ready as usual. Hey! No, I told you. We, I was, we're right on point. It's close. It's pretty close. It's close. And I came in, you were wearing that, that green robe, that, which is really weird. It looks like it weighs like 40 pounds, maybe it's all the dust. It's a plush. My sister gave it to me for my 50th birthday. |
| 2:35.6 | I can't say anything about that. |
| 2:36.5 | It's a plush Ralph Laurenn polo robe that's like the most luxurious robe I've ever had. |
| 2:44.2 | Have you washed it recently? |
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