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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Mental Health

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Timestamp Notes 00:00 – Intro / Heart Attack Doug Returns Dave introduces Heart Attack Doug Doug claims he’s “coming in hot” Doug threatens unnamed enemies in the comments 01:45 – Patreon Drama & Todd/Tude Beef Doug upset about being attacked online Dave tries to calm him down Discussion about criticism from listeners 03:20 – Meetings & Recovery Talk Doug accuses Dave of dominating meetings Dave compares himself to The Godfather Doug says Team Doug is growing 05:00 – Dopey Short Film Festival Dave announces the Dopey Short Film Festival Mountainside sponsoring Discussion about short films vs movies Doug claims he could win the festival 07:00 – Doug as Bruce Willis Doug says he’s an undiscovered movie star Dave challenges Doug to pitch a film idea Doug completely fails to explain his movie 09:15 – Gypsy Movie Idea Dave pitches a fake short film: “Two Weeks, Doug and the Gypsy” Doug gets robbed by a psychic gypsy Doug hates the idea 10:30 – Why the Film Festival Matters Dave explains creativity and recovery Hobbies, filmmaking, and purpose in sobriety Idea of rehabs teaching video editing 12:00 – Action Bronson at Katz’s Dave talks about Action Bronson performing at Katz’s Huge crowd and insane energy Susan’s birthday weekend begins 13:30 – Vermont / Music on the Mountain Dave emcees jam band festival Karina Rykman, Anders Osborne, Eggy, Daniel Donato Susan introduces a band on stage 15:00 – Patreon vs Public Episodes Doug explains how deep he is in Dopey Nation Dave says Patreon gets the real gossip Patreon discussion becomes ridiculous 17:00 – Reading Patreon Comments Some listeners love Doug Others openly hate him Thomas Jacobs repeatedly attacks Doug 20:00 – Doug Hurt by Listener Criticism Doug genuinely upset by comments Dave explains that listeners used to attack him too Recovery, criticism, and internet cruelty 22:00 – Ray Brown / Team Doug / Masculinity Discussion about Ray Brown Doug insisting he’s a “real man” Dave teasing Doug about fake masculinity 24:00 – Spotify Comments More listener comments Keurig jokes Selby breathing criticism Croissant/Patreon pronunciation jokes 26:00 – Patreon Tease Dave promises more fighting on Patreon Plug for the film festival Outro and toodles for Chris SEO Keywords

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	La-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Gri-D-D-D-D-Gri-D-I-B dog dog dog dog
0:21.6	Dobby
0:22.6	Good morning
0:25.6	Toby
0:26.6	Theopsies
0:28.6	The Foxies the flow
0:30.6	Your favorite
0:32.6	podcast
0:34.6	I'm a YouTube show
0:36.6	Good morning Toby podcast now able to show good morning to be us upon my loss as we see
0:46.3	our early morning goes on to-poidoo-d-d-d-do-do-do. B'i-d-d-d-d-d-d-l-pup. La-be, da-l-da-pe-d-d-da-pe-da-pe-da-pe-da-pe-da-popee-da-pil-da-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pil-a-a-pah-pil-a-a-pil-a-a-pil-a-a-pil-a-a-a-pil-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Good morning, dopey, dopey Tuesday.
1:17.6	My name is Dave.
1:19.6	This is the podcast on drugs, addiction, and other dumb shit.
1:23.6	And speaking of other dumb shit, I'm joined by my very good friend and sometime co-host of Dopey Tuesday, one and only heart attack Doug. The dumbest of all shit is here. How do you feel, Doug? I feel great. You came in... I noticed you look amazing, by the way. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. I have a question. We saw each other. I think we, no, we talked on the phone
1:45.3	yesterday. Do you want to go over the list of topics, or do you want me to circle back to what
1:49.9	you said yesterday? What did I say yesterday? You said, these people are going down. I'm coming in hot.
1:58.0	I'm blasting them. By the way, by the way, your senior vice president of operations, Mr. Ben Crotchston. We're going to go down. Is it Crotchston? We're going to go down some weird people, please. That's not weird. Stick loophole. It's not a stick loophole. I'm just telling you, I had a problem with HR, and you weren't here. So I went to the next guy who I thought possibly was in command, and he told me to destroy this
2:21.9	person. What's your problem? You know what? You think you're this problem solver. What's your
2:28.4	fucking guy? What's your problem? I was assaulted in the in the comments on by one man, a man named Tud.
2:37.0	It's Todd. We don't know. We don't know who it is. Do you know who Todd is? No. I don't know who it is. I think I know who he is. And I think we should, you know what, I think. Want to give Todd a pass? Part of me wants to circle back on this for the patrons.
2:50.6	Because this is a valuable part of the show.
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