Hello and welcome to another Tuesday Patreon teaser for Dopey, the podcast on drugs, addiction and dumb shit.

And my name is Dave.

And today we're going to play the teaser and fucking strung out author.

I say fucking when I don't want to say um or I want to take a break or a breath.

I think. I don't know what I'm going to say and I feel oh my god there's a pause. So I insert

fucking in the pause. It's become what I do. Maybe I need to stop doing that. I don't know.

It doesn't matter.

I think it sounds cool when people say fucking.

Or maybe I used to.

I don't know if I think it's cool anymore.

I think the days of fucking might be over.

I think these fucking days might be over. But welcome to another Tuesday Patreon show.

We have strung out author, ex eliteelite equestrian, an unlicensed

advice columnist, Aaron Carr, on Patreon. So you sign up for Patreon at www.com slash dopey

podcast. And I have had a great resurgence in giving the patrons their merch.

So if you are a $5 patron, you get access to the bonus shows, the bonus videos,

the Wednesday Recovery Zoom and the Patreon Zoom, which is monthly.

And I want to say this, that people tell me I give too much stuff at the bottom tier.

But that is how generous and kind I am.

I want people to enjoy a lot of the good stuff from kicking down to the $5 level,

which is like, I think, eight cents a day.

Put change in your pocket.

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