Dopey 521: I accidentally dosed my cleaning lady! Xanax Binge to Psych Ward! Sucking Dick for 40 Years! Dylan’s Return and Cat Greenleaf! Crack, Heroin, Recovery, Ayahuasca

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 135 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week on Dopey! Chris's sponsor Dylan is back! We hear all about how he is doing and reminisce about Chris and his final run before recovery! PLUS Cat Greenleaf stops in to read emails and talk shit! PATREON - www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast DOPEY LOVE LIVE with MARGARET CHO AND FRIENDS: https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/ P

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You're obviously a drug addict.
0:03.6	I took a lot of Xanax and cocaine, alcohol, and alcohol, and fetal barbitol.
0:08.9	Methadone, we don't ask.
0:11.3	We are going around getting I doing our thing.
0:14.2	If you are on drugs right now, I don't have a judgment call, and that to you?
0:17.7	Absolutely not.
0:18.8	Chris is a total bottomed-out junky,
0:21.7	alcoholic drug fiend,
0:23.7	and I am a drug addict myself.
0:26.9	And I'm so grateful to be able to talk about drugs.
0:31.5	Addiction.
0:32.1	And dumb shit.
0:32.9	What's wrong with you?
0:36.2	Reckless drug use.
0:37.4	Is it a big world. S.M. I. What's wrong with you? Reckless drug use? Yes, the
0:40.3	SMI.
0:41.3	Towering the drugs.
0:45.3	Not very good.
0:46.3	If you're doing drugs, enjoy them.
0:51.3	Let your freak flag fly.
0:53.3	And if you're not, stay strong, my brother,
0:56.3	stay in recovery.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dave & Chris, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dave & Chris and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.