Tuesday, May 17th, 2022
Morning Announcements
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🗓️ 17 May 2022
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| 0:00.0 | Today is Tuesday, May 17th, and you're listening to the Morning Announcements presented by |
| 0:07.0 | Betches Media. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm Sammy Sage, and this episode is sponsored by Credit Karma. |
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| 0:16.6 | Apply with more confidence today. |
| 0:21.6 | Ba-da-ba-ba-ba McDonald's is yet loving it. |
| 0:26.2 | McDonald's announced that they are pulling out of Russia and seeking a local buyer for |
| 0:30.3 | their 850 stores there. |
| 0:33.1 | Unfortunately for the prospective buyer, they will no longer be allowed to use the McDonald's |
| 0:37.6 | Golden Arches logo or brand. |
| 0:40.0 | They will, however, be allowed to grapple with their thousands of newly acquired broken |
| 0:44.0 | ice cream machines. |
| 0:45.8 | I'm going to guess that Putin was personally unfazed by this news, given that his friend |
| 0:50.4 | Donald Trump famously keeps his house well-stocked in fish fillets. |
| 0:55.1 | Let them eat off brand McFlurry's. |
| 1:00.1 | Meanwhile, Sweden has officially agreed to end 200 years of military neutrality to join |
| 1:05.1 | Finland in applying for NATO membership. |
| 1:07.9 | In light of Putin's threat of retaliation, the leaders of Norway, Denmark, and Iceland |
| 1:12.5 | said that they would assist Sweden in Finland by all means necessary if Russia carried |
| 1:17.0 | out retaliatory attacks. |
| 1:19.3 | So first of all, however, Pellent is Putin that he got them to end two centuries of policy. |
| 1:24.6 | And second of all, how pumped is NATO that their happiness index average is about to go |
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