Tuesday, July 2nd 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2024

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how movie seats caused controversy, what crawled up through someone’s toilet, someone who tried a DIY circumcision, how an old man burned himself, freakouts at a Taco Bell, a sculpture of poop made out of snow, a squirrel rampage, things that got stuck in people’s penises in previous years, how single guys seem less into sex these days, what happened to someone who broke into an old guy’s house, what hookers did with items they stole from a guy, what a lady did to bust her man at the strip club and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dave Inchukk the Freak. Start with this.
0:15.0	this.
0:16.0	This. You're a douche.
0:20.0	You're a douche. I'm not a douche. You're a stupid douche. You're so a
0:25.6	douche! I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award, you
0:28.5	doosh! Save and Chuck the freak salute! The douche bag of the day.
0:34.1	Well if you haven't been to a theater in a while,
0:36.6	you may not know that a lot of it is assigned seating now.
0:40.5	You actually go online, you pick the seat,'re going to sit in to watch the movie before you even show up at the theater.
0:47.0	Well a video has gone viral of some guy sitting in the wrong seat at a theater in Metro Detroit but refusing to move.
0:59.0	That's his seat, huh?
1:01.0	This douche bag spends almost three minutes arguing with the ushers before finally agreeing to leave.
1:12.0	This happened at the Imagine Theaters in Royal Oak, Michigan.
1:15.6	Oh boy. Here is what happened.
1:20.6	Imagine me in the 15 year old.
1:23.0	I pay my money. I have a right to sit in your seat.
1:27.0	Yes, my seat. That's not your seat.
1:29.0	How can you tell us not my seat?
1:30.0	Because your ticket has your seat number on it.
1:32.0	Whatever.
1:33.2	And this will be the last time that I come to this imagine the a car.
1:37.7	All right?
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