Tuesday, July 25: Jim Gaffigan, Paul de Gelder

The View

ABC News

Tv & Film

4.3 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Jim Gaffigan tells the co-hosts about taking the stage for his 10th comedy special, 'Dark Pale,' and his upcoming tour with Jerry Seinfeld. Shark attack survivor Paul de Gelder shares his incredible survival story and why he's now on a mission to protect the exact species that almost took his life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's Tuesday, July 25th, and the view starts live right now.
0:07.0	Hi, Barbie!
0:09.0	Hi, Ken.
0:10.0	The left has given Barbie a complete feminist makeover.
0:14.0	They're trying to kiss up to the Chinese Communist Party.
0:17.0	Now, anybody made a movie which depicts women as Barbie depicts men.
0:21.0	They'll be tall and feathered and marched through the streets.
0:24.0	All of the hot topics on your mind are on the table.
0:28.0	These devices have turned away and repelled tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of people
0:34.0	who try to enter into the United States illegally.
0:37.0	We will take this lawsuit all the way to the United States Supreme Court.
0:41.0	Plus, it's annoying to like individual humans.
0:45.0	Jim Gapigan and Paul DeGelder.
0:49.0	I look down, and three lemon shark heads will come to me directly out batting.
0:57.0	Here come hot topics with whoopee, Sarah Haynes, Anna Navarro, Joy Beihar, Sunny Hauston, and Alyssa
1:12.4	Barrett Griffin.
1:14.4	Now, let's get things started.
1:43.4	Wow!
1:45.4	Wow, wow, wow, wow.
1:50.4	So, welcome to the view.
1:52.4	Have a seat, John.
1:53.4	You have the most gorgeous audience.
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