Oh, what the fuck is happening people.

Welcome to the General Bander podcast.

We're recording a wee bit later than usual.

Right now, it's fucking 8 o'clock at night,

because there's been a busy day. Do you know what I'm saying?

Liverpool! You know, let's get rid of this up top. I'm gonna be in

Liverpool next week and I think the venue holds about 200 I think the

tickets are well over a hundred now so let's get the fuck on it no one from

Liverpool is from Liverpool. You're all from

fucking Belfast. So let's let's let's get out there you know what I'm saying?

Let's get out on a bite. Get to the gigs. This is a weird

fucking angle today. Let's do my tits in. Yeah and the night after we're in Manchester

so we're playing Hot Water Comedy Club you know what I mean you see all those clips on the internet

fucking not. Right mate what's your fucking name? You know what I mean? That'll be me next Monday night.

A right, you can't? What's your fucking name? That'll be me. Do you know what I mean?

I'll have a hilarious story up my sleeve. And then the next night we're Manchester, Frog and Bucket, and I'll be there and I'll be like,

alright mate, what's the fun? And so I'm like, it's a different accent and I'll be like,

it's all the same to me. Do you know what I mean? The same way people go like, oh where you from Belfast?

They're like, oh fucking potato and you're like, a good one mate.

Fucking good one.

You fucking would need me here if it wasn't for a potatoes, know what I mean?

Fok, a Pope!

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