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Tuesday 4/7/2026 - The Fictional Battle Royale Draft (Ft. Tommy Smokes & Rudy) | Blind Draft

The Dog Walk

Barstool Sports

Society & Culture

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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On today's episode we are joined by Tommy Smokes and Rudy for a blind draft of something similar to the "Fight Crew" draft - except this time every round is a wild card. This is also a blind draft, as the drafters did not know the topic walking into the draft room. SUPPORT THE SHOW Chicagoland Chevy Dealers - Go to https://ChevyDrivesChicago.com to enter to win and go shop your pick at your Local Chevy Dealer today Rhoback - Use the code DOG on Rhoback.com for 20% off your first purchase through the end of this week BlueChew - When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DOGWALK https://bluechew.com Magnolia Pictures - See NORMAL only in theaters April 17 Kraken - Kraken's giving you $25 in Bitcoin, new users go to https://kraken.com/barstool, use code BARSTOOL25 when you sign up, deposit and trade $100 boom -- $25 in BTC. Done. Disclaimer: Securities and brokerage services offered by Kraken Securities LLC, member FINRA/SIPC. Digital asset services offered by Payward Interactive Inc., (NMLS ID:1843762) a FINCEN registered money services business, not a member of FINRA/SIPC and not FDIC insured


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0:00.0

Hey, Dogwalk listeners.

0:01.7

You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to AdFree on Amazon Music. All right, baby, welcome to the Dog Walk presented at Barstville Sports. Snake Draft Tuesday. We are joined on Zoom by Tommy Smokes. We're joined in the studio by Rudy. What's up, boys, Tommy, how are you? Good. How are you guys? Great to be back. Good. you excited to talk some skunks?

0:24.1

Yeah, well, Tommy. How are you? Good. How are you guys? Great to be back. Good. You're excited to talk some skunks? Yeah, well, I don't know what the topic's going to be. It could be, yeah, best skunk moments. I don't know. Are we drafting skunks? No, we should. Yeah, so you see the topic in the description. We do not know the topic. Today is a blind draft. Have you done one of these, Rudy? A blind? Yeah. I believe I have. Okay. Dumesday. The doomsday bunker. Oh, okay. All right. Good. All right. So, okay. All right. So, okay. All right. So, Because we've only done like three or these, right? A couple, I don't know.

0:54.5

So, Tommy, you technically, I think you're the first person we've had on Zoom for one of these. So don't cheat. Yeah, Marty Mush, drunk food. Oh, yeah, true. Tommy, can you get closer to the camera? Is that sarcastic? No, no, no, no. You're kind of far from it. Yeah. I just can't see you. Can you get a little closer? Okay, now I know you're being sarcastic.

1:13.5

Yeah, I'm not happy about this blind draft.

1:15.5

I like to spend a lot of time preparing.

1:17.2

I have a 200-page Google Doc with a bunch of different thoughts on different things about life and society,

1:22.6

and I often go to that when I have one of these drafts coming up, Command F in there, see what I can find. Am I allowed to use that or no? No, this is off the rip, off the dome. We should treat that document should be treated like MindConf. Like it should be eradicated from society. Well, that's why he was banned from having thoughts. Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah. Mind comp is is it i has read a lot still you're saying

1:47.0

you're saying you're saying that my thought page should be should be sold that much you mean

1:50.8

it it is it's sold but like if it's on the bookshelf people are like stuff what's up what's up

1:56.2

that oh no you don't you don't want to be you don't want to be the guy that's like yeah i'm

1:59.7

reading mine comp right now yeah just exactly just exactly, just like Tommy's thoughts. Tommy's got the audio book version. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's available, but frowned upon. You got in your AirPods and no one knows. No, you can't use that, but if you have a sheet of paper as as the draft goes on, you could jot like a list down if you want.

2:20.6

Okay, okay.

2:21.4

So you could use it a scratch paper.

2:25.1

All right, Lance, what are we drafting?

2:28.4

All right, so when we did the blind drafts, it was always an option to maybe do a redo of some of our old ones that never existed on

2:34.3

video. Yes, there's like the first 32 do not, are not on video. Yes, this was quite a few. And looking at it,

2:41.0

one that I think is fun is the fight crew draft. Now, a twist on the fight crew is you guys had

2:47.0

MLB, NBA, you had athletes, then one wild card miscellaneous.

2:52.0

I believe David took Jesus Christ.

2:54.6

Yes.

2:54.9

And I almost think we open it every round is wild card.

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