What's happening people? Welcome to the General Bander Podcast. Today we're recording on a Monday ahead of the release on Tuesday, the 30th of July.

Where's the time gone, Maury? I don't know. My guess today, much to people's disgust.

Thank you. My wife, who's way too hot for me everyone tells me all the time go like this one

your lipstick on your teeth mooring's pregnant and she eats weird stuff now and she eats about four to five

uh... mac lipsticks a week which is a fortune

be cheaper to take it for fancy dinners

if you do wear lipstick though in your lifetime you do eat a lot of it? Do you? Is there anything in it that's bad for you?

No, not really. Is there fish in it?

No. We'll research that later.

Yeah. Let's mention a few things up top since we have the audience here.

Are we evenly balanced on screen? I feel like I've allowed you a lot of room.

Yeah, well these chairs are too big.

Yeah, they're shite.

Anyway, let me plug a few things.

There's a tour coming up.

There will be dates released soon, and I've said that every podcast since

fucking three weeks ago.

The mainland gigs are going to be Glasgow,

what all the morning, Glasgow London, Liverpool, Manchester and the Liverpool Manchester, I know we're 14th and 15th, but we'll get them officially released and then everyone

can buy tickets.

That's that taken care of.

Odyssey, second night is unseal. You know, I was at the Evotophone Comedy Festival there in Dublin,

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