The General Bander Podcast

Podcast with Polingetus.

Right about here, but you can tell.

I want you to get yourself from your soul together.

This man will make your liver quiver. This man will make your bladder splatter.

Let's all welcome the world's Godfather soul.

Poll and jettus. It's gettus, actually. Jettus. Gettus. soul. What's happening people?

Welcome to the general banter podcast. On the 26th of April, it's, I'm lying to you, it's actually the 25th, which is a Monday.

So, telling you fucking Porky lies something I wasn't going to record

this till later today on the Monday but I'm sitting at the computer here trying to

make a fucking video and my computer has decided to absolutely shed its knickers.

So while I wait for the Apple Mac little umbrella of Beach Ball of fucking down spinning round

Just work you Steve jobs piece of cunt

What it'd kill you you know I would never go back to windows because they don't work well enough.

However, I don't half mess when windows would just go,

sorry we're shutting down and you know they basically go can't I'm sorry can't handle it

You know and then the next minute you start the computer up and it kind of works fine

You know these fucking Apple Macs are like

These Apple Macs sound like... These Apple Macs?

Sound like an old woman. These fucking Macbook pro.

Pro, my whole way on your lunch? You fucking asshole.

Let me just, uh, I'll not tell you what's wrong, but I'll just tell you what's wrong but I'll just not respond it's like a huffy girl

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