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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday 2.24.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

SlimFasts’ car autopilots to his mistress's house, and EVERYONE needs a Slippery Sam The Tax Man. We got a NEW true crime story. Never trust a guy named Caleb. The Iowa University Frat video is so funny - and, now going viral. Lazlo doesn't believe John Davidson at the BAFTA, and thinks it was a marketing scheme. Lazlo and SlimFast debate if the Hunter College Professor was intending to be racist with her ‘hot mic’ moment. Boxing needs more fighters, and Savannah Guthrie is offering a million dollars for whoever can give a tip to finding her mother. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:42.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.0

Yo!

0:47.6

How are you?

0:49.0

I'm never better.

0:50.1

How are you?

0:50.7

I'm all right.

0:52.1

What's wrong?

0:52.6

I woke up at like 5.30, man.

0:54.5

Oh.

0:55.4

Yeah, and I still beat you here. Ooh, close. Close. Close. I was surprised me. I get you. I'm like, I don't know. I figured out how to get here exactly one minute before the show starts. It's amazing to me. Perfectly times now. I don't know how long we used to sit around here summer, but it was too long.

1:13.2

Too long.

1:14.3

Wrap it up. to me perfectly times now i don't know how long we used to sit around here summer but it was

1:12.4

too long too long wrap it up she's here she can turn on the tv she can get everything going

1:17.1

and each day it was a little bit later and a little bit later and then finally i was like you know

1:20.8

if i leave it this time i will get there with exactly well it's about two minutes actually to spare

1:26.7

but two minutes to spare and it's

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