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conditions apply. What the fuck's happening people? Welcome to the

General Bander podcast. Today is Tuesday. What the up my fucking hole.

That's in my own branded Cape Cup from the Galway comedy festival sponsored by Vodafone

because important. right now let me tell you about some stuff before we

fucking get cracking with this today's gonna be short a shit because I can't hang a bite

guys but I want to deliver to the fans. Okay? I hate that word. I didn't think about it before

said the people who listen to this. I wish I had fans you know what I mean?

I wish I had people were like man I really want to hear this people I've got like

customers and they're like where's this fucking podcast and I can't be just listening to you

so here we are we're gonna get it done okay even though my life is a fucking whirlwind right now.

And the phone's beeping like that old song.

Rictic-tic-tic-tic-a-tic-tic. I'd love the bill to find that you know and get it removed off YouTube. But anyway,

here's what we got coming up tomorrow night. The 20th of November, Wednesday the 20th of November.

Wednesday, 20th of November, we've got Lavori's comedy club. There's a whole pile of bastards on.

I was supposed to be empty and I can't actually do it.

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