What the fucks happening people? Welcome to the General Bander podcast on today that is the

fucking 16th of October Tuesday. It's 11 o'clock in the morning. Is it, does it seem like

it's six in the morning because it's dull as all fuck yes it's miserable

outside because welcome to fucking storm column you fucking we cunt you know what I mean

wrecking the place bits of trees blowing all over here, you know, trying to paint the wall outside the house here,

like I'm fucking a 50 year old man, you know, gotta paint a fence, things are a fucking disaster, Jesus Christ. a

thing's a fucking disaster Jesus Christ

Nightmare you know literally I was googling fucking what we call loose sad lamps a minute ago I was like imagine, I was like, is that what's called

seasonal affected to something? I don't know, but you can buy fucking lamps. It looks like a

it looks like a goddamn iPad and you just set it up there and stare at it like,

please make me happier.

Also you're watching if you're watching this on YouTube

any problems that we had with the fucking calm quarter the 200 pound

argos fucking you know argos supreme quarter the 200 pound Argos Supreme. I mean it's Sony but it is

piece of shite. We accidentally uploaded in 720 P last week so if it looks like you're watching it through a fucking you know

Tupperware box it's it's because I've I fucked it up I fucked up the sentence you know I'm on my second attempt to record in this podcast this morning,

because the mic was going, oh, I couldn't fix it, change the fucking lead,

fucked with the sound, got pissed off, punched it, not violently, just that you slap it.

It worked a game, you know?

Which if there's any reason to fucking support this podcast on Patreon, that's it.

Smoothness and I can pay some fucking mic monkey

to come in here and be like,

...