The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the

selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through

the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo, how are you?

I'm all right, how about yourself?

Good. What's going on? Not much.

I'm sitting here with an erection. You? Oh, really? Like the old days, junior high? Teacher calls your name? You got to come to the front of the class.

Yeah. Yeah, I used to like to do it.

What, let's get called on?

Yeah, stand up with a boner.

Yeah, I'm sure.

What's up?

The thing is too, as a kid you thought for sure they'll notice but they know they know the probably what you're wearing

Well, it depends on what you're wearing but also like come on dude. It's not that big of a deal. I mean in a sort of you know

A slight ball up is a bump yeah maybe I guess but every kid

knew the waistband trick this weird we're talking about this because Brooke was

asking about this last night like what's the waistband thing because she heard

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