Tuesday, 09.24.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 24 September 2024
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
*I thought we agreed on Cans. Now you're arguing for Huge Cans?
*Here we go again, the debate about Chiefs v Bills is back.
*Bernie thinks Ozempic is too damn high! (I can still use that reference, right?)
*Earth is welcoming a new moon! Well, Lazlo isn't being very welcoming.
*The White Sox are the worst in baseball and the owner is asking for $1 billion.
*Lazlo owes an apology to an entire profession.
*Jaguar Wright makes explosives claims about Diddy tapes!
*The "Tesla of suicide" is facing some backlash.
*Never take Lazlo with you to a peep show.
*Perry Ferrell's wife says he is seeking help and will persevere.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.8 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the week through |
| 0:16.6 | the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, how are you? |
| 0:50.0 | Well, I'm great, how about yourself. |
| 0:52.0 | I've never been better, Mr. Cupcake. That's a new one. I like it. I like you too. Better than some of the alternatives? What's going on since I last saw you? Well, now, my although I did stop at a liquor store and I saw |
| 1:04.0 | Churchill as a vodka in there. |
| 1:05.0 | Oh yeah, that's very exciting. |
| 1:08.0 | Sitting right there next to the other bottles. |
| 1:10.0 | It was. |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.0 | I posted on my social media. Looks good. Yeah, I don't really know the name of that place. Says MDL on it. You've talked about it. 95th an Antioch right there. Yeah. I know it's other other places too I know it exists because I know you |
| 1:25.0 | talked about I know you've been in there and I was like oh I should go in there and see if it's in |
| 1:28.5 | there because I haven't done it but since we haven't opened up what was the name of our |
| 1:31.6 | liquor store can and |
| 1:34.4 | just cans right yeah yeah okay but we wouldn't sell our own stuff in there |
| 1:39.0 | because everything was just gonna be big cans yeah that's a great idea still. I know. Just 22 ounce cans of |
| 1:45.2 | everything has to be at least 22 ounce cans. Yeah. They just call huge cans. Yep and |
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