Tuesday, 09.05.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2023
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
The lead singer of Smash Mouth passed away at 56 of acute liver failure. It's like we're looking into a crystal ball. *It might be time to update your thoughts on what qualifies as "dad rock". *No sugar coating, what's the advice you really wish someone had given you when you were a teen? *Doomscrolling!! Jimmy Buffett passed away at 76 from spending too much time watching the sun bake. What is Burning Man and why aren't we allowed to make fun of the people who got stuck there? Diarrhea Delta would make a great limited series on Netflix. The mayor of New York is demanding answers about disastrous EDM festival. *Nick Wright is on the show!! It's time to talk football! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Check out our links below and follow us on twitch so we can hang out every day. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, how you doing? I'm all right. How are you? I'm good. You're good. I feel better. I didn't feel great. I was sick for sure. |
| 1:00.0 | But I do. You had a long weekend coming up. Right. So I tried to be a gentleman. Try not to get your sick. You got sick anyway. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah. And of course I didn't. I felt totally fine. You were gone and I felt totally fine until Friday. |
| 1:14.0 | And it was like when I got home, you know, okay, we're or I know I guess there's a cause we had Friday off. |
| 1:19.0 | So it was like some time on Friday, you know, got this four day weekend. And I'm like, I hope this is just like a one day thing. |
| 1:25.0 | And but then my seems like mine was different. Then we find out our old boss got sick. Everybody's been sick. |
| 1:30.0 | And we had just told had that story on the air about that company that does research and said that August 27th or whatever. |
| 1:37.0 | People calling sick and I think I was sick for sure. They think it's because kids go back to school. Right. And you know a sick. Right. You said you started. |
| 1:43.0 | I didn't. Yeah. Isn't some people. You know, they just you're around and we like how are you not getting this? Yeah. |
| 1:48.0 | Because I know who I got it from and everyone else around me got it except you. But maybe they already had it. I don't know. |
| 1:53.0 | But then on top of that, it's like, but maybe he's just not a bitch. Maybe. Maybe I also think that strong. Like how do you feel? It's like, I'm okay. I got a little bit of a cold. And I'm like, yeah. |
| 2:01.0 | Maybe you don't, you know, maybe he's something other than chicken fingers. And you know, every day like me, you know, maybe you actually have some vitamins in your system. |
| 2:08.0 | Get a little son, little exercise. I'm sure that's a huge part of the problem. If I got, if Joe Rogan got the same virus I did. |
| 2:15.0 | He probably wouldn't even feel it. Right. All of his supplements. My supplements are sitting at home eating oatmeal and like praying. Just come on. |
| 2:23.0 | Yeah, exactly. Well, that does help actually. But made me feel better and gave me energy. That's for sure. Yeah. |
| 2:28.0 | So I have a round. So, but you were in dad mode, right? I was on weekends. Do you guys see anything fun? Well, I mean, yeah. |
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