Tuesday 08/20/19
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2019
⏱️ 161 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Podcasting now. |
| 0:02.0 | Thanks for downloading this podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | The 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison Show. |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah, so this sex toy company, |
| 0:11.0 | I don't know if you get like fun time at your job if they ever just give you a random day off |
| 0:16.3 | But this sex toy company gives employees four days of annual leave to masturbate and says all workplaces should do the same. |
| 0:25.0 | Nope. |
| 0:26.0 | So you get four days. |
| 0:27.0 | They just don't call it that. |
| 0:29.0 | They don't. |
| 0:30.0 | They call it Thanksgiving. |
| 0:31.0 | All personal days. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah, yeah, mental health days. Personal days. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah, that too. |
| 0:36.0 | Martin Luther King. |
| 0:38.0 | Right. |
| 0:39.0 | They don't call them masturbation days. |
| 0:41.0 | Fourth of July masturbation day America. |
| 0:45.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.0 | I couldn't imagine like of course everybody wants to call in sick to work right? |
| 0:52.0 | But is it it's not usually to masturb, right? But is it, it's not usually to masturbate, it's usually so you can sleep or go to the movies or go do something like with, you know, a spouse, right? Like it's not, yeah. It's not like, you know a spouse right like it's not yeah it's not like you know what I'm |
| 1:05.2 | gonna call in today so I can masturbate it's a sex toy company it's like you do it |
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