Tuesday, 07.02.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 2 July 2024
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
*Kevin Costner's new movie is part 1 of 4 and it's three hours long? I'd have to lose a bet.
*Taylor Swift is not a role model (if you're a Mennonite from the 19th century)
*A restaurant in Pennsylvania is suing a man who left a $3,000 tip and then disputed the charges.
*If you're good at tying knots in balloons, they shouldn't leak
*Hawk Tuah girl is putting some rumors about her personal life to rest...on a crappy spring mattress
*Kenny Chesney v Morgan Wallen
*Why don't we ever broadcast live from Oceans of Fun?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley |
| 0:16.8 | of darkness. |
| 0:17.8 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.3 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.4 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Las Lo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | Yo! Yeah, I think Kevin Koster has to make four of these movies. |
| 0:53.7 | Why would you have to make four of them? |
| 0:55.1 | Because, oh, and let me make sure that it's, it is, it's a four-part series. |
| 0:58.5 | So if you haven't heard, this movie I think came out this weekend, it's Horizon an American saga chapter one. |
| 1:04.9 | Kevin Kostner like self-financed this, which according to this article I was reading, |
| 1:09.5 | you know, they always advise against a bad idea, you never want to put up all of your own money even |
| 1:13.1 | producers don't do that they team up with somebody but they're saying that he |
| 1:17.6 | spent anywhere from 30 to 60 million dollars of his own money for this first |
| 1:22.1 | movie the first movie is like |
| 1:24.0 | three hours long and it's only part one of four. So there's three more movies to go and |
| 1:30.1 | no one knows I guess who's going to pay for that and didn't do well at the box office this weekend |
| 1:34.5 | So I would assume that if he put up his own money even if this is a vanity project and he doesn't care what critics think that he would say well |
| 1:41.3 | I can't I can't afford to put up 30 million even if it's 20 or |
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