Tuesday, 06.24.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

*There are plenty of people living a life of broken dreams. The world needs more people who refuse to dream in the first place. *I like Ted Danson. Is he a nepo baby? *Slimfast and his fiancé have to put their dog down today :( *The prosecution has rested in the Puff Daddy trial. *Raise your hand if you know someone who lost a partner to Supertramp. *Lazlo can't seem to remember the date of 9/11. *Someone in Iran must have misunderstood Trump's tweet about the ceasefire. *Quit bullying people! *c:\>GAMES.WOLFENSTEIN.EXE *I swear Your Honor; I was wasted too! *If anyone ever deserved a million bucks, it's this guy.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish
0:10.0	and the tyranny of evil men.
0:12.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley
0:18.0	of darkness.
0:19.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:24.7	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:35.3	As you will know, my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
0:43.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:48.7	No!
0:49.3	You!
0:50.0	My man, how are you?
0:51.3	I'm all right.
0:52.0	How are you?
0:52.4	I'm great.
0:53.1	Good.
0:55.6	I mean, I'm fine.
0:57.5	This computer just refuses to work for me.
0:58.6	I thought they fixed me. I don't have a new password.
0:59.4	I just says, we can't sign you in with this credential because your domain isn't available.
1:04.3	Is that even a complete sentence?
1:05.5	What does that mean?
1:06.9	Well, as a computer expert, it's very difficult to explain.
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