Tuesday, 06.11.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2024
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
*Lazlo and Slim have a plan that should make this whole porn-ban in Kansas a lot less scary. Hell, we're looking forward to it now!
*Best TV Dads of all time.
*A progressive woman secretly recorded a couple Supreme Court justices, and it went down exactly how you'd expect.
*Hunter Biden was found guilty.
*Say goodbye to Body Mass Index, make way (lots of way) for the new Body Roundness Index!
*Apple announces AI is coming to your iPhone soon.
*Time for Slim's annual update on where Japan is with their sex robot technology.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the |
| 0:16.7 | valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.8 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on? |
| 0:51.0 | Oh nothing, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 0:53.2 | Good. |
| 0:54.6 | Well, that's it. |
| 0:56.0 | No, done with the show? |
| 0:57.2 | I think we're done. |
| 0:57.8 | Yep. |
| 0:58.8 | Have a good day and I'll see you guys tomorrow. |
| 1:01.0 | Maybe there'll be more to report. |
| 1:03.0 | That about it. |
| 1:04.0 | That sounds really good actually. |
| 1:05.3 | It's not bad. |
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