Tuesday, 06.10.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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*Lazlo's youngest makes Dad proud. *I thought we all agreed, babies crying on airplanes are a part of life and nothing worth getting worked up about. *Dr Phil said, "It only took one brick to make that window drop." *Baby oil and burqas. *Fish might not like being hooked and filleted. *Trump says he might arrest Governor Newsome. *If you think chemtrails are real, you're in luck. *Now that Aaron Rodgers has signed with the Steelers, it's time for the 2025 QB power rankings. *A teenager in New Mexico peed in the opposing team's water cooler and it turns out that's not against the rules.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man's beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:09.9	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:16.6	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:21.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:28.6	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:32.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:40.6	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslaw has begun.
0:45.7	Yo, my man, how are you?
0:47.0	Yo, I am fantastic. How are you?
0:49.2	I'm great. No problems.
0:50.5	Good. Glad to hear it.
0:51.6	Yeah. Anything going on?
0:52.9	Nothing really, you?
0:55.7	No, no.
0:56.5	I had one of those proud dad moments yesterday.
0:59.6	Oh, yeah?
1:00.0	Yeah, you know, I think, I've said at some point, like, I leave here and I have to pick up my youngest from football practice, right?
1:08.7	That's where you're going every day?
1:09.8	I know you have to pick them off.
1:10.6	I pick them up from football practice, right? That's where you're going every day? I know you have to pick them off. I pick them up from football practice.
1:12.3	And, you know, I think it ends at like 9.30, so dude's got to just wait there for me.
1:17.1	Yeah.
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