*Where did the weird kids from high school end up? Were you the weird kid, Dennis?

*A nurse in a pediatric hospital shares five things she'd never let her kids do. I'm guessing 'going into the woods with Teriyaki' must have been number six. 

*I guess the crucifixes in my house are all historically inaccurate. 

*There's nothing sexier than a man signing an executive order. 

*Your private information is being sold on the dark web...again. 

*Pepsi should try to get Britney Spears or maybe Cindy Crawford to do some commercials. 

*It's time to put a felon in the White House. 

*Magnet fishing sounds way more fun than fish fishing. 

*A juror in Minnesota turned down a $120,000 bribe. 

*A new study has found that the average American starts getting grouchy around 42. Slimfast was just complaining that the new pride flags don't look as good as the old one and he turns 42 in a couple weeks, so we're gonna say this study is fairly accurate. 

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