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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2023
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Happy National BBQ Day! Snowcone smoked meat like nobody's business. *Why are there still so many people out there who still haven't embraced the bidet? Why are you fighting this losing battle? *What was the worst series finale in TV history? *Doomscrolling!! Meatball Ron wants your vote! Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. A new cancer vaccine is showing promise in treating one of the deadliest forms of cancer. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please don't cheat on your homework by using ChatGPT. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on, kid? |
| 0:51.0 | Not much, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 0:53.0 | Good. |
| 0:54.0 | Happy National Barbecue Day. |
| 0:55.0 | It is? |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, I think so. |
| 0:57.0 | Anyone else see that? |
| 0:58.0 | No, it's always something day. |
| 0:59.0 | Make sure today's the day. |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah, National Barbecue Day. |
| 1:02.0 | It says 92% of us are looking forward to grilling season. |
| 1:06.0 | It sounds like some sort of a commercial for Weber grilling season. |
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