Tuesday, 05.02.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2023
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Yo! Since when did music class become the most dreaded hour in elementary school? *Celebrities who look like they smell. If you've listened long enough, you already know Lazlo's answer. *Drew Barrymore, Shannen Doherty, Pam Anderson! What was your favorite celebrity Playboy issue? *Doomscrolling!! The Texas shooting suspect is still at large. The writers are on strike. Another airline passenger attacked a flight attendant. Australia cracks down on vaping. *Aerosmith announced their farewell tour and Lazlo couldn't be less excited. *Are Chinese spy balloons a real thing? We went our whole lives without ever hearing about these things and now they're everywhere. It makes no sense and Lazlo isn't buying it. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please tell a friend or make your dog listen to it while you're at work. We appreciate everything you do! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on, Kim? |
| 0:51.0 | Not much, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 0:53.0 | Good, glad to hear it. |
| 0:54.0 | Anything new in life? |
| 0:55.0 | No. |
| 0:56.0 | Nothing? |
| 0:57.0 | Nothing. |
| 0:58.0 | You had sports last night? |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, my oldest had high school baseball. |
| 1:01.0 | He did fine, everything was good. |
| 1:02.0 | How's high school? |
| 1:03.0 | Does he say? |
| 1:04.0 | It doesn't really. |
| 1:05.0 | I don't think he likes it. |
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