Tuesday, 04.18.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2023
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Our hometown is making international headlines for all the wrong reasons. *It's tax day! Americans really hate doing their taxes. They also hate paying their taxes. What would you give up if it meant you would never have to pay taxes again? *Doomscrolling!! Where are we right now with the Ralph Yarl shooting? Two men have been arrested and accused by the FBI of running a secret Chinese police operation in Manhattan New York. DeSantis refused to let this Disney pissing match go. *David's Bridal has filed for bankruptcy. The company says that no one gets married anymore and the people who do don't dress up. They're looking for buyers though! *Why are we bringing dead grandmothers back to life? Wouldn't it be more interesting to bring back Chris Farley or Elvis or someone else that people actually miss? *Thanks for listening! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church and remember to join us each weekday afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo while we record the podcast live. We'd appreciate you telling a friend about the show or maybe asking AI how we could be more successful without any extra work. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! How are you, ma'am? |
| 0:50.0 | I'm really good. How are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great. Good. |
| 0:52.0 | What's going on in your life? |
| 0:54.0 | Nothing really. |
| 0:55.0 | Today, since I last saw you. |
| 0:56.0 | Nothing. |
| 0:57.0 | Nothing new. |
| 0:58.0 | I mean, I feel like this story, this 20th century city is consumed a lot of our time. |
| 1:03.0 | Since we left, and then this morning, we're just checking on all these updates. |
| 1:07.0 | Hell, I think you've been following it even more closely than me. |
| 1:10.0 | I was moving some stuff today, and I see you texting the group chat there updates. |
| 1:14.0 | But there were so many rumors. |
| 1:16.0 | You know, this is a story. It's hard to tell when, because we live in Kansas City. |
| 1:20.0 | It happened in Kansas City. |
| 1:21.0 | We know it's a national story, but then it's kind of difficult to tell. |
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