We met a man before the show today who says he's the victim of a top secret CIA program. During a routine surgery for a broken leg, he believes the doctor surreptitiously implanted a neuralink device in his brain. This could be the biggest story since Watergate and we could end up being Woodward and Bernstein! *Howy sent a complaint email. He's a fan of the show but he thinks we've been damaging our well known reputation of journalistic integrity. *The Dalai Lama apologizes after asking a young boy to suck his tongue in public. *Doomscrolling!! Weight Watchers just modernized. The DOJ is asking the court of appeals to fix this abortion pill ruling out of Texas. Trump wants Pence to keep his damn mouth shut. Artificial intelligence is already bringing people back from the dead. *Manny Machado made a little boy cry. *Lazlo still thinks Slimfast's brother is his father. Snowcone regrets not asking Lazlo to be Bonpop's godfather. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for merchs and links to our socials. Hang out with us on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and remember to come watch us record the podcast live every weekday afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!