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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 03.25.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.7

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:48.2

Yo!

0:48.8

What's going on?

0:50.7

Nothing. How are you?

0:51.7

I'm great, man. You?

0:52.8

I'm great. You know? great you know what a day yeah feeling

0:56.0

i think i was a forget my wallet had to go back home and i stopped a quick trip and got i don't

1:00.7

i get this chocolate milk kind of drink every day is it the uh i get the it doesn't the nzquick

1:06.9

protein thing i get the muscle milk. 42 grams of protein. Okay.

1:12.1

They have that here sometimes.

1:12.8

They used to.

1:14.3

What happened? I like pound one of those for breakfast.

1:16.2

They were out of them?

1:17.1

No, I drank it.

1:18.3

I was in my car and I was in a hurry and spilled it all over my white sweatshirt.

1:23.1

Just when I mean, like, look, I know there's kids getting bombed in Yemen.

1:26.3

Whatever, man. Their day sucks, but, you know, these are my problems.

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