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Hey, so we got a rename something that's on the show. Plus I'll drive it in. Ryan, I'm driving in. I'm not really paying attention.

Okay. I had Bert Kreischer, you know, the guy that comes up on our show every now and then. Yeah. Yeah, I had him playing in the car.

Okay. But, you know, on the phone. So the Starbucks lady looks down. She just sees, you know, where I have my phone.

I guess you couldn't see that he didn't have pants on. So he just doesn't have a shirt on. Right. So she's looking at me like I'm just watching porn.

Oh, dude. Yeah. So I just want to thank Bert for that. Right. She's staring at me weird. She's handing me my hot chalky weird. Yeah.

Yeah. Because I mean, they can absolutely see what's on your phone for sure. Yeah.

There it is. It wasn't even naked. I mean, just he was doing his standup and he doesn't wear a shirt. Right. That's kind of his thing.

It is this thing. So I just looked at her and I didn't make any comment. I just gave her a weird look because I'm sick.

I liked that he doesn't wear his shirt and it doesn't matter like where his weights at. Because like his weight fluctuates. Right.

Sometimes he's a little bit heavier than others and like he still does the no shirt thing. It don't matter. No.

I know. I want to thank him for weird and everybody out at Starbucks and now they all think that I'm watching porn.

Answer me this. What Starbucks worker isn't already weird. That's true. Yeah. So maybe, you know, they're probably progressive. They're like, oh, damn. Yeah.

You don't look at him. I wanted to give you an opportunity. She probably wanted to take her shirt off. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe she's like, you know what?

Yeah. She's like, I do comedy too. I watch porn too. I'm at Starbucks. Oh, YouTube. Right. Yeah. I watch girl on girl. Here's your hot chucky. Yes. I did get a hot chucky because my daughter. Right.

With the whipped cream. Yes. I got whipped cream. Yeah. Extra whipped because it doesn't it doesn't taste good without whipped cream.

And here's your nanner. No, I feel sick. I brought my own nanner. You don't take starbucks's nanner. No, they're disgusting.

They'll give you a bruised up beat up one that looks like it's been thrown outside that a dog was throwing around and a bear attacked. Yeah.

And that like a couple of kids were throwing it at each other. And it looks like when you're strailing up and it was a boomerang and a hit some Aussie right in the head.

And then they got it back to Starbucks. This one nasty ass banana. They gave me they probably charged me $5 for this nasty ass banana.

And it was all brutal. It even outside was bruised. And by the time I peeled that banana away, it was just dust.

It was like baby food. It was sick. What's wrong with you starbucks? I should get a nice ass banana without any bruises or nothing.

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