Why the hell? Welcome, Billy Madison Show. Less than an hour away from a brand new

deadbeat dad called Never Before Air. Less than an hour away. Super amped about that.

This is grandma deck. She's 50 years old. Okay. And so she's on Tinder, right? Yeah.

Which I didn't think she could be on Tinder. Weren't there dudes getting kicked off Tinder

because there were two old have they they must have laxed the rules, I guess. So they

must have relaxed them a little bit. Hi, anybody to get on Tinder. With this grandma,

she lowered her age preference to 19. She wanted some of that young bone.

And so because she got a divorce, right? Yeah. And so now, you know what I mean?

She's one of those some women are like get a divorce and then they just hop into another serious

relationship. But this grandma's like, I got some grandma oats that I need to soak.

She's like, you know what? Now's the time to get into it. That's right. So she's living that

whole life. She gets on Tinder and starts, you know, trying to find dudes. Well, now she has

met a dude 22 years old that I mean, but it makes people mistake her first. You know,

basically people are like, Oh, you're with your mother. He's like, No, that's my fiance. We're

getting married. Oh, he's a gold digger. He's going to marry the 50 year old grandma. And he's

22. Wow. Has to be for money. It has to. I mean, come on. What else could it be? Like when women

are with dudes, it's for money. There's got it. Maybe it's a sex. I don't know. I've never had

grandma sex. What is grandma sex? Like, anybody have grandma sex? Maybe it's just, you know what I mean?

It's like, there's, you know, without child sex, pretty good. Yeah. Because then some dude

is like, no, the best is mom sex. Oh, mom. She popped out your kids. It's like, ah,

oh, I want this one old time. He's like, it's like butter. Oh, come on. All right. It's like

butter. I mean, I love butter. It's like, I don't know what that has to do with the bedroom, but okay.

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