The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

How are you, man?

I'm alive.

You?

Oh, my car got stuck today.

Me too.

You just don't expect it to happen the second day.

If you make it the first day.

I thought you shoveled and everything yesterday.

Yeah.

Well, I didn't shovel. I don't have a shovel.

I shoveled this morning.

I learned that about myself.

I went out in the garage and looked for one.

How did you get out yesterday, but it didn't snow anymore? I shoveled enough to get the car out yesterday.

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