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What do you got? Well, so how many times is too many times to have the waiter come by and ask for your food order before it starts to get awkward?

So I went to eat with some friends and we were catching up. So not really engaged with the menu and our waiter had come by three times already and we like, oh, shoot, we're not ready to order.

So by the fourth time, we still weren't ready, but we forced ourselves. We're like, okay, we have to decide, don't go anywhere. And then we all just pick something. I never, sir, I was a hostess. I never was a server. So I guess I just didn't know if they have a number where you start to get really annoyed. And you were a waiter. Generally, two.

So if I go to the table and I say, hey, you guys ready?

And you're not totally cool. I can even put myself as the person eating the meal. Oh, sorry, I hadn't seen these people in a while. We're just talking. They come back a few minutes later. Hey, you guys. Oh, I forgot. We forgot. We know you already came by once.

We weren't ready then. And we have forgotten because we are so caught up in conversation.

But the next time you come back, we will have our order. Right. And so you get two.

Mostly because the longer you sit there and just jibber jabber and you have the right to that table, the longer you're going to be at that table to keep that server from turning the table when you're done to make more money through the night. Yeah. I understand that. So twice. Okay. You went four? Oh, man. Did you guys forget you were eating?

We were about to go five.

But thankfully we were all like, oh, that would be awkward.

So we just ordered.

Had you guys not seen each other?

I mean, we were just catching up.

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