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Welcome to Tuesday show, morning studio, morning! Let's go around the room and you just give me your most entertaining

interesting or most compelling story of the day. He gets into the wrong car when leaving the store

and his sports team's records. He'd rather ignore. That's right.

Pretty serene, everybody. What do you got for us today?

Guys, this is awesome. A North Carolina archaeologist team found a 930-year-old Native American canoe

in a lake last week. So that's the headline. This is the problem I have, though. When you read

the rest of the story, I'm like, wow, that's so cool. It's an old canoe, 930 years old, and then you

scroll down. It says two years ago, these teenagers were swimming in the lake and they found it.

Well, then they called the authorities and the archaeologists dug it up. So the headline should

be these two teenagers found this old canoe. That's true. Two teens find haunted, buried, Native American

canoe. That's why I'd say if I was writing that story. Yeah, man, you got to scroll to the very bottom

to see that these two teenagers are the ones that really found it. And how old is that thing? 930

years old, which I thought was really interesting because I just went to the Tennessee State Museum

and saw a real canoe from that old and I was like, that's crazy. And then I read the story.

What's the shape of it? Obviously, it's a canoe shape, but is there anything like it's very long

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