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Can you imagine our reading the James Madison or Thomas Jefferson tried to overthrow the government

so they could stay in power? That's who we're looking at.

Okay, we're here to sign this declaration of our independence.

Let's take roll call first. Thomas Jefferson, here.

Yeah, go ahead and clap.

I don't want to step on the applause.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

It's supposedly something to distract from Hunter Biden who we've set time to get

if you do anything wrong sending him to jail. We don't care.

One day they tell.

And I may have said it a little harshly yesterday when I said we don't care if

Hunter Biden goes to jail. I didn't mean it that way.

Oh please don't kill it. Please, please don't kill it.

It wasn't my fault. It was an earthquake.

A terrible flood.

The longest you want to find tomorrow and I swear to God.

Rum swabs, hacks, and moon bats, beware.

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