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Voyage to the Stars

Tucker's Choice

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

The crew are faced with a terrible choice if they want to stop Nothing. Is this the end of their adventures?! With special guest Travis McElroy.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Uh-oh. The crew has located the last piece of something, except it's on a planet that's

0:07.2

currently devoured by nothing. So, what now? Let's find out on this voyage to the stars.

0:30.0

Captain's logs. Some of the occasion. All right, guys. I've gathered everybody here together

0:54.0

because your old captain has figured out a way to solve this whole thing. So, this isn't a memorial

1:01.6

for my whole planet and family like you said it was? Yeah, I just was trying to get people

1:08.0

into the room. But, uh, well, definitely, you know what? Well, a moment of silence for that planet.

1:16.0

All right. Here we go. Uh, you thank you, Coil. You're, uh, like, great minds. Think of like,

1:22.8

well, this guy, this guy came in and wanted to watch me a Nico make it out. He's a watcher. That's

1:28.0

what he does. Just like I should in bags. We all have our own jazz guys. Everybody knows you

1:32.7

should in bags, Tucker. Everyone's gotten one of your presents. Some people's jazz is like the

1:37.8

loniest mug. Mm-hmm. That's right. All over the place it did. All right, guys. So, what's the plan,

1:44.8

Tucker? Why is this dishwasher here? Well, I told you he knows how to figure everything out.

1:51.4

And my name is Coil. If you would not say watcher, like, it was some kind of like, uh, like,

1:57.6

term for a specific fetish. I'll call you, Googler. We'll call you, Googler. No, yeah.

2:02.6

Peeper. I prefer peeper. Honestly, if you're, if you're taking, I don't like any of them,

2:07.8

but if it has to be one, peeper is better because watcher is like the people to which I belong.

2:14.0

All right. Well, I'll introduce everybody here. I want to introduce you all to Coil the Peeper.

2:19.5

I don't like it, but it's not bad. Frankly, you know, it's not the worst I've ever been called,

2:25.7

but I actually already know everyone here. Stu, Miko, sorry, Elsa, Tucker, I've been, like,

2:33.7

I've talked to these people at this point. How many, do we, do we know, do we know you before

2:39.2

today, though? That's a good question. I don't recognize them. I just remember this,

2:43.3

you know, pontificating on, you know, uh, skate ramp and then this dude is in the room all of sudden.

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