If scary movies get you dread, keep you up late night to bed.

Here's a podcast that will help you ease your mind.

We'll explain the fun real nicely, then we'll talk about what's frightening,

so you never have to have a spooky time.

It's ruined.

Welcome to ruin.

I'm Hallie.

And I'm Allison.

This is a podcast. We Ruin a horror movie just for you.

Just for each and every one of you.

Hallie, how you doing?

You know, I wanted to talk about something good and nice this time around.

I know it's been a minute.

But I just watched last night the Las Culturistas Award hosted by Matt and Bowen.

And it was so good.

And I was so happy watching it.

I was like watching clips online.

I wasn't going to sit down and watch the whole thing because I was like,

oh, I'll see the highlights.

I watched it at a friend's house.

It was laugh out loud funny. It's exactly

what I want an award show to be. Why are awards just so fucking bad? Just put these guys, let them host,

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