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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

In another dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg chats Clay Aiken, claques and Clare Hollingworth.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, here I want to get a smartest medical worker who cast taste to the evening, this time

0:22.4

in the Suleuris Contents of the Portus of Frutitude here, Resist in Central, a small rebel

0:27.2

outpost located in Lower California, where we will oppose Orange Julius Caesar with all of

0:32.5

our mind for the next four years. And of course, hilarious comedy and poignant satire comes

0:36.6

along with it too. Why didn't we get one on Monday? I hear you cry from Clench Teeth

0:41.0

on your bicycle in Denmark, where people speak Danish, Markish. Why? Por- Por- Kay, I hear

0:47.8

you cry from the deepest South America where you're listening in Chile tonight.

0:52.1

Lassenthabbenha, I hear you say, from an oblique Eastern European country that I have no

0:57.5

idea what language that was. It's because the show got a little out of control in my part,

1:03.3

and we discussed it. To make a long story short, I wasn't happy enough with it, and I

1:09.0

think it was humorous enough. There was a long extended portion that was about driving

1:13.6

on the Interstate 5 here in California that Jennifer found to be a little regional. I was

1:19.8

making a point about in and out burgers, which I'll make again right now. If you've not

1:22.7

been to California or the West where the in and out burger exists, it's never disappointing.

1:27.4

That's all I'll say about it. And when you're high, the chocolate shake, you can get a

1:30.8

knee-apollot and shake and you can go off-road. They have a secret menu. I don't know what a

1:33.8

secret menu means. It's a hamburger place. There's two things on the menu. Hamburgers and

1:37.6

french fries. I don't think there's anything else on the menu, but you can get a girl,

1:41.1

she's found what you want, which I presume is a hamburger bum with cheese on it. And

1:46.1

you can also ask for three, four, five, or six patties. I'm not talking about the

1:50.4

I-5. I'm just talking about an out burger. Who, by the way, are not a sponsor of the show,

1:54.1

but should you wish to join us at any point in an out burger? You may. And their stuff

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